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Hawk's Ancient History of There


(Book One told how the warrior Aurelia led her embattled people across the sea to settle what we know today as the new island of Cangrejo..

Book Two told what happened to Aurelia's three lost ships, which now lie on beaches or underwater around There. )

Book Three: Tyr

For weeks, the Old Ones had been tantalizing me with hints about the former god Tyr, but every time I asked about him, they'd find an excuse to go looking for refills of their mugs of hot mead, or would repeatedly refill my mug until I lost track of what I was trying to ask. Finally, however, on a dark night in Tabu when There was closed and overindulgence in hot mead had the Old Ones more garrulous than usual, they revealed perhaps a bit more than they intended about Tyr, and how he came to live out his life in exile on the island that today bears his name. This is that story.

In the long ago days when the immortals ruled from the Isles of Saja, Tyr was one of those gods living in Saja. Tyr was known as a prankster, a forever young god who was a disappointment to other gods for his refusal to take anything seriously. Tyr's life was a life of games and good hearted pranks, always laughing, a broad smile always on his face.

Unlike the other gods, who delighted in interfering in the lives of mortals living in the world below them, Tyr only played pranks on his equals, the other gods. Perhaps his most annoying prank, which unfortunately got loose in world and multiplied like a virus, was "rubberbanding", in which an unsuspecting god would get caught in a warp, constantly being whipped back to where the god started, unable to make progress until Tyr relented, and freed the god. Unfortunately, this sometimes still happens in There today. Perhaps Tyr's greatest regret that he was stripped of his immortality before he could remove the curse of rubberbanding from the There world; he only intended for rubberbanding to torment hypocritical gods. He never wanted it to afflict his beloved avatars.

Tyr's greatest prank cost him his immortality. Tyr didn't think any more hghly of humans than did his fellow gods, but he was disgusted at the sight of immortal gods constantly tormenting mortals who were too weak to fight back, yet at the same time mocking him for the pranks that he played only on gods. Over the millennia, his resentment at this hypocrisy grew, until the day when he could no longer contain his resentment. In a burst of inspired genius, Tyr played his best and final prank on the other gods: he created the first avatar.

When the gods tried tormenting that first avatar, thinking it was just another weak human, they quickly realized that this was not someone who they could torment as they had always tormented humans. They immediately saw the threat that avatars presented, and that the rise of an avatar race would lead to the end of the capricious reign of the gods. Without hesitation. they stripped Tyr of his immortality, banishing the always playful young god with the ever cheerful smile to a dismal island where he would live alone for the rest of his days in dark solitude.

The gods were able to strip Tyr of his godhood, and they were able to banish him to a dark place where no one would ever see him laugh or smile again, but they could not stop his avatars from proliferating around the world. In the end, sitting alone in his dark tower, Tyr had the last laugh, for today, the Sajean Isles are deserted. The gods are nowhere to be seen, and Tyr's avatars have taken over not only the world, but Saja as well.

It would make Tyr smile to see it.

 
 

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